nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

phobias:

"send me a dirty picture" 

image

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

sticktoyourgxns:

The Story So Far - 680 South

Not my picture, just my edit.

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

25vernon:

best line ever 

25vernon:

best line ever 

(Source: casey-and-andy-bitchez)

thedreamingdemon:

yes yes yes

-is-it-hi-or-hey-:

i can not handle how cute this is

-is-it-hi-or-hey-:

i can not handle how cute this is