katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

06/13/91 -  San Francisco, CA, US

(Source: fuckinirvana)

(Source: aro-jolras)

(Source: reheals)

toocutetopuke1992:

Nirvana Halloween 1993

(Source: jesusdontwantme)

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

keengz:

Wiccan na We Heart It.

fcukur:

Change the source and I will jab you with a spoon until your insides are like a rotten banana. 

fcukur:

Change the source and I will jab you with a spoon until your insides are like a rotten banana. 

"You wrecked me and
I apologized."
— (via 12-22)

(Source: bridgetoteranarnia)

are you ready for another bad poem?

(Source: stumpsclub)